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Thursday, November 26, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
THAT'S not Oliver!
No, but isn't interesting that they almost share the same birthday, the same expression when worried, and Gram is so fond of both Oliver and Rodney?In remembrance of the man whose grave stone reads:
RODNEY DANGERFIELD LIES HERE: THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
...a few of his classic one-liners before returning to Oliver (and you know who, tomorrow...)
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice--I don't know if I'm coming or going.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous--everyone hasn't met me yet.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.








