It's TIME!
Yes, your Official Great Baby Lottery Administrators now make it Official!This will be a largely stenzelblog event this time around, and here are the Official Rules:
Entry fee: $5 per child entry, $40 per registered republican entry, $20 per all other adult entry
Entry requirements: (1) one date of birth, (2) time of birth, (3) weight, (4) length, (5) proposed name, (6) political affiliation, and (7) name of contestant; entries that do not contain all 7 requirements are ineligible; THE OGBL Administrators will not assume that the email of the address of the sender identifies the contestant; each entry must bear the name of THE OGBL contestant to be valid.
Entry instructions: send all entries to THE Official Great Baby Lottery Headquarters at genesis@visi.com;
Contest Updates: Entries will be updated on stenzelblog pretty much daily, mostly;
This is a word of mouth contest. Tell your family and friends! It is not the responsibility of THE OGBL Administrators to notify any person of the existence of this contest - elderly or otherwise infirm.
Let the games begin! Enter early, enter often.
posted by Joe - Wednesday's Child @ 10/23/2007 04:06:00 PM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
Thanks to Joe and Catherine for getting us up and running. I claim the "first post" award. My entry is as follows:
1) DOB - November 16th
2) At 3:34 p.m.
3) 7 lbs. 7 oz.
4) 21 inches long
5) Carlos (it's a boy!)
6) Libertarian
7) Pete, here.
Good luck and much love to Holly and Taynton!
THE OGBL Administrators would like to point out that contestants may not submit their entries in the comments section of stenzelblog (PTBoy - your entry is invalid). Instructions clearly state that entries are to be sent to THE OGBL Administrators via genesis@visi.com. This way, contestants are not able to know what guesses have already been made.
THE OGBL Administrators suggest that any contestants that wish to challenge any contest rules should become card carrying members of the ACLU and hire one of their fine attorneys to take this case to the highest courts. Otherwise, play by the rules and enjoy the contest.
Whoa, I didn't take the time to read all the directions! This kind of thing is happening to more more and more often lately. Frankly, I'm becoming concerned about my mental status. Daily crossword puzzles just isn't cutting it. To all my dear family: once the Alzheimers or senile dementia has fully seized my brain, you are under no obligation to visit me in the home, since I won't recognize you anyway. The occasional bag of M&Ms would be appreciated, however.
Plain or peanut?
You know, Dad, if we're the only entrants in the Lottery, it's totally on. Let's throw a bag of peanut M&Ms into the pool.
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