For all the doctors out there, is there a cure for sympathetic pregnancy? My belly has been starting to pop and I have these wild cravings for ludefisk and braunschweiger....and don't get me started on the bloating!
Oh...almost forgot. Mine is named Biff. We were leaning towards Burp but that didn't seem sophisticated enough. Now Pat has a special friend! Like of the short bus variety...God help us all...
Medically speaking, Biff needs to be burped. Put a can of Diet 7Up in the freezer until it almost reaches its freezing point. Then, take a deep breath and drink it the whole can without stopping. Proceed immediately to the bedroom and bounce on the matress in a prone (not supine!) position. Repeat as needed.
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Wow, Christian - you are such a stud, siring children and stuff. Congratulations and blessings to you and Holly from now until due date and beyond.
For all the doctors out there, is there a cure for sympathetic pregnancy? My belly has been starting to pop and I have these wild cravings for ludefisk and braunschweiger....and don't get me started on the bloating!
Oh...almost forgot. Mine is named Biff. We were leaning towards Burp but that didn't seem sophisticated enough. Now Pat has a special friend! Like of the short bus variety...God help us all...
Sorry, C., but it's unavoidable. You'll probably be in the 300 club by the time this thing is over.
Medically speaking, Biff needs to be burped. Put a can of Diet 7Up in the freezer until it almost reaches its freezing point. Then, take a deep breath and drink it the whole can without stopping. Proceed immediately to the bedroom and bounce on the matress in a prone (not supine!) position. Repeat as needed.
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