Urgent Plea from the Grand Poobah!

If you haven't already received this via e-mail, I now present the following:

"Dear one and all,

Mary Ann is under great duress about the composition of the annual Christmas letter which duress has multiplied exponentially therefore upon me.

Last year I had emailed you for some personal input about you and yours for said letter subject to some editing upon my part so that the length of the letter would be manageable.

You could conceivably save me a great deal of misery if you could and would send me some data asap....like right now!!!!! Otherwise, take your chances upon anything I might put into the letter.

In the name of God's Mercy, save my currently miserable life as pertains to this most urgent matter.

Gratefully,

Your father and grandfather as the case may be."

I like the five exclamation points.